If I had a Jackolantern, I'd Call it Cortney

Yup. I would. I did.

This Halloween was a mellow one - a chill night at home carving Cortney's face into a pumpkin. If I weren't so humble, I'd say I did a pretty darn good job of it, too, but I would never be so bold. Never. I also wouldn't tattle and say that Mike fell asleep after carving the hole in the top, leaving me to do the rest independently. I just wouldn't do that.



For those of you who don't know Cort, here's a photo of her. The one above is a pumpkin made to look like her. The one below is actually Cortney. Don't squint too hard. I can barely tell the difference either.